That island is safe but you just know Riker is going to touch everything on MILF Island.

Looks like it’s steamed chicken and broccoli again. Thanks chef beefcake

No more than 3/5ths of the characters or it’s unconstitutional.

Cycling is a famously gay sport with men in super tight clothing trying to impress other men. Next time kiss a dude

I worked at a design Co once where they gave everyone a bottle of patron for a gift. I didn’t want that crap, it’s no don Julio, so I look at it and say “I can’t take this, I’m sober” just to be an ass but they took it like I was in recovery, started to apologize profusely. A few minutes later they came back with a check for $200, a much better gift. I never drank at work functions anyways.

But he’s their best leader ever. Labour has not been this strong since I’ve been following uk politics.

Congratulations Britian. It’s unfortunate to see so many other nations turn the other way.

Of course he loves sandwiches, it’s the food of the Earls. But why pick that when you live in the country that invented chicken Tikka Masala?

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I vote for Sanders as King of America. I guess I gotta write that in?

It used to be keys, wallet, and the enjoyment of being unreachable.

Got to make them your leaders first before you can bring out Madam guillotine.

Removing dividers is just socialism

Anytime I drive by cows I shake my head at them for becoming meat when vegans don’t even eat meat.

Other is cow farts

Spare any fish in these troubling times?

If he doesn’t get his coffee he’ll just lay around and sleep all day long.

Is that guy’s name Murderface by chance?

6am dog can come hang out with me and my cat. We’ve usually finished our coffee by then.

Your friend is a mole from the FBI trying to find out what time your smuggled shipment is arriving at the docks. Just make sure to take plenty of muscle with you and you’ll be fine. First sign of Batman get out of there.