I was lucky enough to have Kaiser

And now I have a permanently fucked up knee because of them

I resent that, I’m a security manager.

People complain to me and then I track and fix those complaints…wait shit

Good news,

Plenty of animal bites can give you the same or even a better experience!

Last one is true…

Sincerely, mostly useless security professional.

Then let’s only pay the portion that does go to the community or necessary public services