When you got so many red flags, you need to make a new word.

You Brits can take a page from the Yanks.

Let them live peacefully so then they can quietly settle down.

Nah I’m just kidding we got Nazis literally parading in the streets.

This picture is just oozing with WINNING. From the points made, to that bottom right where the economy is up.

Whoever thought this was on Brand for Fox must have gotten canned.

Come on. We’re better than that.

Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker. Sick of MAGA.

That’s how bike security works! Make your bike look a little more annoying to steal than the next guy.

Are the experts forgetting that Diaper Don wears a diaper because his cocaine habit made him shit uncontrollably?

And cocaine has long-term effects on the brain?

It’s not difficult to piece this stuff together.

Lol like how he takes responsibility of his kids?

Not to the stupid parent who is struggling with a ill child and desperate.

A lot of cars in my neighborhood have been using a club to lock the steering wheel. Reminds me of the 80s-90s.

Same. I was looking at cars and told my insurance, who then said, “If you get a KIA, you never have to worry about losing your car keys, since you can search online on how easy it is to break in.”

That throwaway joke threw me into the rabbit hole of the Kia challenge. Definitely a shit show.

There has to be a windows-looking flavor of Linux, right?

I know ElementaryOS looks like Mac.

But If I’m amputated I don’t have to work anymore and I can eat more sugar cookies and N64.

I met a former religious couple at my old job.

She and her husband are in their 40s and tried to invite us to an orgy. I did the polite thing and let them know maybe later.

She showed me photos of her dressed like an Amish person in her 30s. She shared that during that time, her kids and church kept her busy. She and her husband never felt aligned, but they feel a strong loneliness when they’re not together.

And when her kids went to college, she and her husband finally bonded and discovered they both love orgies. And it was only at that moment when, after like 20 years of marriage, did they actually connect as human beings.

Wild.

Ignoring his political alignment, anybody who comes to work and vent about their home life just sucks in general. Doesn’t matter what walk of life they come from.

Fucking energy vampire.

They’re not lonely, they’re just assholes.

We have subscription services in cars now.

I’m betting it’ll happen either way.

It’s a fucking stupid future.

Vim users laughing that they can get by on the cheapest tier.

Never been a fan of fontawesome after their major shifts towards a paid product and just insane bloat by incorporating so many variants.

Then again, the problem is hard since branded icons will only grow. Yesterday is Insta. Today’s tiktok. Tomorrow it’s Gabbagoobiee. Not to mention logo changes and whatever the fuck Twitter is doing.

Rooting for their success.

Mine is envy vs jealousy.

I just had employee share in our slack how her kid is turning 18 and wasn’t sure if the child was still covered. The kid has some disorder and work insurance pays for the meds. HR shared that fortunately, insurance covers kids until 26.

But all my brain did was go “Until she gets fired or laid off or something.”