I’m fairly sure she already bragged once about front-of-the-mouthing Cheetos mushroom cock on twitter, although that could just be the delirium of hearing about these fucks every day for ten years.

He has concepts of a two weeks

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They think Jebus is gonna do something eventually so they can’t be bothered to try now.

We’re fuckin broke you dipshits.

And only $46 million down the drain

You’ve never had a deep fried spaghoughnut?

I hope the ultra wealthy live shitty in their underground bunkers for a few years longer than the rest of us on the surface.

Let me kill the app then immediately reopen it first

I work hard to buy my cats nice things.

(and some good catnip for them too)

It’s ok, they just say DEI now with a smirk like they’re clever

The punisher-style blue stripe flag is a mind-crunching contradiction. Frank Castle kills corrupt cops, but most people I see with those stickers can’t read anyway.

I’m sitting on the floor of the tub right now, letting the shower water just hit me until the hot runs out. It’s my daily therapy ritual of disassociation and white noise.

Fuck yourself fascist

More likely both!

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?!

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If you can’t win in a fair way because your ideas are fucking garbage, change how you count!

Remember, they won’t abandon their ideas, they abandon democracy.

Someone’s never left her ivory tower.