Pretty Patties!

If they’re going to be innocent legally within 3 years, they should receive a little punishment they can’t take off.

Can’t pay our teachers above poverty level, but here’s billions for war any time.

I don’t see him eating crayons, probably not.

Not a rapist pedophile traitor narcissist con man? Excellent platform.

You forgot .

Why does anyone care what this guy says? I’ve never heard of him outside memes. His expertise is Cheetos, have your own thoughts and live your own life.

Those British Horse and Buggybombers devasted our Minuteman bases, but our technology of wooden radar towers allowed a sure victory for our FighterStallions in the Battle of Trenton.

I work for a small private employer in rural America, in a field where there are no other places to work at without moving. I haven’t had a raise above inflation rate since covid, technically I’m making less money than years ago. Everyone here is fighting each other to take more of that 1% of the wealth we all have to share. Our government is complicit and backroom-contracted into keeping money in the wealthiest hands. A politicians vote isn’t even that expensive.

“Gettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was. The Battle of Gettysburg,” the former president said Saturday. “What an unbelievable―I mean, it was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways.”

"The statement of Robert E. Lee―who’s no longer in favor, did you ever notice that?” Trump continued. “No longer in favor―‘Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.’ They were fighting uphill. He said, ‘Wow, that was a big mistake.’ He lost his great general, and they were fighting. ‘Never fight uphill, me boys!’ But it was too late.”

Urethra is a weirder name for a dog

Look at that loser piece of shit holding the swastika. It’s still got all the creases from the chinese bag it was in earlier that day. That pussy of a man was too scared to ever fly it in public before this moment, it’s up to the rest of us to make sure he’s too scared to ever fly it again.

I bet your meat-chasing ass wants a bun for that burger, too bad you can’t hunt wheat!

Shhh don’t tell anyone.

Must be nice to have your taxes pay for something useful instead of guns and war like us.

He’ll only be a dictator “for one day”

Think of how many lies that woman has heard and believed in her life to get to that point. Just take a second to imagine how stupid that group is collectively. Now realize this is why the right wing is defunding education, it creates these white nationalist babies with low IQs who are prone to violence, the perfect disruption to the evil they work on the rest of us.

Them doubting is their opinion because their research sample size is zero women. A significant proportion of both sexes enjoy receiving anal for themselves and their partner, since ancient times.

My stray kitten wouldn’t let me cut her claws so I tried the mobile vet. They handed her back to me and said it wasn’t worth the fight, and her sister was free.

Hot as balls or hurricane every day you say? Fuck yeah humans, good job.