it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost

Their fingers will be coated in butter

People

goddamnit, mozilla is going down. at what speed? dunno, but they’re doing bullshit now.

Wow, SLAMMED! From the top turnbuckle! Always he laziest attempt at a headline to convey a sense of conflict.

Something something Ai Powered Cybertruck something

maybe, if we’re lucky, we’ll have satellites hovering around each one of us. just like insects. never giving us a moments peace while screaming advertisements into our faces and coercing us into some labor against our will. the great thing is they will never stop.

So Japan just has a “Cute!” setting for reality.

This weird old elf/woman forces herself onboard and starts destroying everything. Then she does it again but this time she sees a hologram of herself and is like, “oh, sorry. guess I’ll go home now. bye.”

I mean, you put a bib on him. He’s a hungy lil baby

I want diamond optics for my camera, unless that is stupid for the physics of optics.

You forgot about…

🦅🎇🇺🇸FREEDOM DAY🇺🇸🎇🦅

My favorite argument is that I was given access to Super God when I a child. Which gives me access to Super Heaven when I die. It’s waaaaay better that regular heaven. You keep praying to regular god or whatever, you mud dwelling peasant. I’ll be looking down on you from Super Heaven and laughing for Extra Eternity.

you’ve been reverse catfished by busty petite asian girl 2 years younger than you.

demon with possessed children in a forest