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13 days agoStill can’t find reverse
I downvote paywalls.
Still can’t find reverse
Exactly! Going partway up a ladder to get the monks to change direction is a key mechanic that breaks if they’re too smart.
I helped work on that game. One of the devs on it was one of the authors of the original Lode Runner. The logic for how the monks chase you was lifted directly from the original code - nothing else was as fun. We tried making the monks smarter and it was just too difficult.
Kabin Crew, “The Spark”
Guaranteed to roll off your desk and dent/chip the floor
At this point I think it’s easier to enumerate the ways in which we’re NOT fucked.
And then the DOJ will be shocked Pikachu face.
Letters From a Stoic, by Seneca