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This is like mildly racist right?

At its core, the Gilligan’s Island model relies on the lagoon as its main source of conflict – something floats in, the castaways have to deal with it. The lagoon remains constant, the things in it change. Most ship-based Star Treks are anti-Gilligans Island shows in so far as they are what’s floating into someone else’s lagoon. They remain constant, the lagoon changes.

If anything, I would say DS9 is the better Gilligan’s Island analogue, with the wormhole acting as the lagoon.

Why you gotta do my boy Dinky like that

Will the baddies be transporting hazardous material? Beware the dread pirates of the globally harmonized system of classification and labeling!