Me putting new flooring in my whole house right now despite no experience “pfft, I got this” 3 months later and a million youtube videos later “maybe I don’t in fact got this” “nah I don’t need help”

That left hand Hella funky

This dude is “the boy who called wolf” of world leaders. Putin " I’m gonna nuke you if I don’t get my way" vs rest of the world “mmmkay baby putin, you do that”

Slam this, slam that, he slammed her and she slammed him. Hit em with the ole slammed whammy. Yup. Dead. Im soooooo fucking tired of that word. Slammed has lost all meaning to me unless its pertaining to slam dunks in basketball

Exactly why you never give 100%. Never show them everything you got cause they’ll only want more

Yeah, kool aid cums in powder and liquid in the US.

Growing up mu mom would do 2 cups of sugar and 2 packets of Kool aid powder in a large pitcher then mix it all up. Super healthy stuff

Is “bitchin” cool again??

Do you think if he had a penis, if he would cum powder in my mouth or like one of the super rare flavors already in liquid form if I were to suck him of???🤔

Dog free??? Even Satan fuck with dogs cause he knows they are loyal and rad as fuck

I kill my dad to have this house. Even the Egyptian stuff I’d fuck with.

Definitely not on a half acre lot though

New here, and im new again if you know what i mean, had 4 years then bam.

I had 2 beers today. I’m trying to taper so my withdrawal isn’t so bad cause i cant get the correct detox meds and inpatient isnt an option. Id go cold turkey but the panic attacks are horrendous, like puking cause they get so awful. Tomorrow I plan on having only one beer.

I want to be the old healthy version of myself I once was. I miss him. I miss waking up ready for the day and not wondering if I embarrassed myself the night before. I’m ready to love myself again but am not sure if I do now.

I’m hoping by Wednesday I can join you all in saying I’m not driking today! Sorry if this isn’t the right spot as I’m only now finding the community.

Like they’d listen. I’m in Oklahoma, liberals don’t have a voice here.

Oklahoma 🙃

Yeah, good point

I feel your pain. Went to have a wank last night before bed and went to pornhub and my state government wants to verify age via ID card. So pornhub just said fuck that shit and my ip address is blocked from visiting the lovely site. Am sad

As an okc resident, I can say they will do this to literally anyone person no matter their color. They are a shady corrupt police organization and you are never i mean never allowed to explain yourself. They are correct, you are wrong.

Though I will say poc almost certainly get police brutality way more often here in okc, these pigs don’t discriminate when given the chance to use violence

Apparently??

I don’t think it’s ever been much of a secret. Not all of them are monsters, just the ones in power and their concubines

I love drugs. I don’t care who knows it. So what if I wanna do lines of acetaminophen or boof nyquil with a funnel. My body otc’s choice

If you’re only after appearance and function then there are plenty of 1911 .22lr or just .22 out there. They look almost exactly like a 1911, yet only fire 22

Pat gently on the top of head then slowly yet carefully stroke down the spine, always petting in one direction only, i.e. rub south down spine, lift hand and start a top the spine again. Gentle finger nail rubs are a bonus 👌