Maybe you should get pets. They keep me alive. How could you leave them when they love you so much?

What a delightful way to raise awareness. Also, very Seattle.

Back when I was moving more regularly, yes, but only when I first woke up in the morning.

I wouldn’t compare them. Sometimes I want one, sometimes I want another. Also, bourbon is half the price of scotch in the US.

I’ll allow it.

The creek/crick thing is very regional even within New Jersey.

Yep.

There are people who don’t feel mosquito bites?

Ahh, I do miss playing D&D sometimes.

Which one?

I can drink more bourbon to help with the upcoming sales decline.

Excuse me, but I think you mean Mila Jovovich in Resident Evil.

Obviously not; he demands loyalty but has none.

I don’t like emoji-only comments, but if I can be forgiven…

🤬

I’m from South Jersey, and that’s how most people pronounce those words there.

Good cheese is already so expensive.

Do they actually jump? I can’t understand how a worm could jump.

I would just like to say

Fuck Cigna.

I haven’t lived there in a while and I don’t pronounce it that way anymore, but where I grew up, water is universally pronounced “wooder”.

What region? I’m pretty sure that’s standard.