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The next four years are about to get bumpy🚍

You can’t eat the marbles.

Hey everyone, lockpickinglawer here. Today I’m going to show you how you can open one ammo vending machine with another ammo vending machine.

Apparently pickles and DrPepper are a thing now…

More than I’ve got in the last 5 years.

I came here to say similar. That ai image is physically nauseating. A stock image of any computer chip would have taken less time to find and would have not given me the feeling of something crawling under my skin.

Probably the real reason why McDonald T-rump got voted for again.

Ya, the biggest disappointment of Disney history. The Beast turning into some duffus guy was possibly one of the most traumatic memories of my childhood.

He’s totally hiding his tiny hands under the table. What’s he hiding under there? Very rude to not keep your hands visible while eating.

What species of bat has legs, arms, and wings? That’s a four armed bat.🦇👀

What, are you gonna fight my nine year old daughter? You’re probably gonna get hurt.

It’s a safety thing too. Most girls want a public place for a first date. Especially from an app. A park is romantic and nice but offers little in safety depending on the size, location and popularity of the area. So, grab a coffee first. Then suggest a walk around if you want to get a little closer. No need to stay at the coffee house but a park for a first meet can sounds like a frightening proposal for a single woman.

It was likely the work of only one organization. Pills were almost exclusively coming in from tridragons in my area. It was an open secret in the raves I attended back in the early 2000s.

Surprisingly one of the more tolerable smelling fecal matter on the planet.

The bar is so low and yet they almost all fail. It’s down right scary. Just be polite and talk like a human being. Oh, and guys, don’t send the d pic unless asked. It really doesn’t do what you think it does.

But it’s not masturbation when done to someone else🤔