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  • Dr. Trump: “To be completely honest with you, I’m really lucky to have this operation. The board was about to submit judgement with serious repercussions to my personal life, but I managed to get in here just in time to dodge all responsibility. Anyways, I don’t actually believe in medicine so I’m gonna let my Office of Management and Budget handle the situation from here.”

    Russ Vought: “First of all, every nurse is fired. The Anesthesiologist, too.”





  • Season 1 had a tried and true underdog cast that had to work hard and struggle and get by on luck, the scenes were packed with action, tension, and high stakes. Then, he had several chances to prove himself and grow stronger. After season one, it just became a sort of shallow political drama with tens of characters being given screentime to do nothing but talk, and a bunch of foreshadowing that the supposed underdog is some kind of demigod or something. Basically devolved into an excuse to draw far too young-looking girls in the lewdest situations allowed in the show’s rating category.

    I didn’t watch 3 or 4 and I don’t intend to. I’d rate the show overall as a 0/10.







  • I hate to be so defeatist, but I honestly don’t even consider most voters to understand politics at all. Trump voters don’t realize they’re voting for tax cuts for billionaires, raises on everyone else, and a massive deficit. Biden voters probably don’t know anything he’s done in the last three years. Kennedy voters could be siphoning from either or both uneducated groups.

    You and me having frequent discussion and access to unbiased news feeds, we’re a minority.

    But yeah, hopefully trumpets jump ship in the Generals.



  • “The email, sent around 5:45 p.m. with the subject line ‘My manifesto,’ said lead azide devices were hidden in and around the Pennsylvania State Capitol and Pennsylvania Judicial Center ‘In the name of Palestine,’” according to the report.

    ALSO READ: How The Onion’s founding editor finds humor in the dismal age of Trump

    The report also says Capitol Police “told PennLive they are aware of the threat but will not be commenting on the incident at this time.”

    Journalism is in such a fucking spiral these days.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if this email was an Israeli stunt, TBH.