I thought maybe ‘parasympathetic nervous system’ was too obscure. I didn’t even know what it was until I went to the Mayo clinic.

But also, I decided fuck it.

Some people’s relationships are literally built around arguments and competition and they last decades.

Not every relationship has to fit into your mold.

And that’s this Guinan!

Trump’s plan for the real humans involved is to deport them all. Which would take so much time that it would involve concentration camps.

If he can’t do anything about this deep state as president, maybe there’s no reason to vote for him.

I have a friend who got her dream job running a planetarium.

It’s run out of funding and is closing down a couple of years since she got the job. I hope she lands on her feet.

Hey, I dropped out of college to pursue a comedy and VO career and eventually became a decent video editor and… what? AI?

Fuck.

I like it. Let’s mine the parts of the planet we’ve already severely fucked up.

It’s a better idea than continuing to fuck up more of it for the sake of mining.

God’s will that they suffer before they die!

Oh, it was a Nazi installation?

A significant number of my female high school friends were seduced by college student aged men at that age and it really fucked them up psychologically. Some of them for years.

I remember taking one of my friends to get a pregnancy test because she was getting screwed by a fucking substitute teacher who was also a grad student (it was a college town) and he never got found out.

Yes, just no rude hand gestures. Italians are good at those.

Does it involve hippos?

Please tell me it involves hippos.

Edit: https://english.elpais.com/international/2023-05-27/pablo-escobars-hippos-find-a-new-home-in-the-land-of-el-chapo.html

Troops with zero combat experience got mowed down by people who have been hardened by 2 years of battle? You don’t say.

But not one station. You just have to try to jump on and hope you get lucky.

I was going to say. Looks like he’s wearing a girdle to me. Badly. His body would be a really weird shape otherwise.

When was that? The 80s? Because I entered the working world in the 90s and that sure wasn’t true anymore.

That’s how out of touch with 2024 he is, I guess.

I don’t know why there’s even a debate over that. The answer is clearly “Yanny.”

And they haven’t updated since July.

Like it or not, Lovecraft inspired a vast amount of modern horror. Yes, he was a horrible racist piece of shit. That can’t really be helped.