FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.nettoLate Stage Capitalism@lemmygrad.ml•"REM sleep is the next AI"English
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14 days ago“Doctor, you have to help me! I keep having this dream where I’m a car, but I’m always just stuck in traffic!”
‘Ah yes, the meaning here is quite clear…’
“Is it because of my subconscious dissatisfaction with the meaningless, repetitive grind that my life has become in this techno-hell dystopia?”
‘No no no, nothing like that. It just means you need to pony up the $15.99 monthly to upgrade your REM Ember’s subscription out of Serf Tier.’
They’re just not sending their best. I mean, Mr. Wonka warned him pretty explicitly that the gum wasn’t ready, and yet…