If it was any smaller I probably would have gotten it, I felt bad for the poor thing. But this was one of those big 2ft tall bears and I just don’t have the room.

Dawn of War and its expansions are awesome, if you don’t mind playing a game from two decades ago.

Looks great!

Vampire Robot. Love me some B-roll.

It was right around the release of Star Wars Episode I, and the new pastor thought if he brought modern pop culture references into his sermon, maybe The Youths would sit up and pay attention.

The sermon was a whole thing about “being a Jedi Knight for God” and it was insufferable. I’m not sure time has ever gone by slower. I was twelve and absolutely not won over, I wanted to crawl out of the pew and die.

Rodeoh has a decent assortment if you want to see STPs from a bunch of different makers, as does Tool Shed

(Note: That $15 STP on Tool Shed may seem tempting, but it looks exactly like the one I got years ago at a local sex shop. It’s hot trash, you’re better off saving your money)

If it were me, I’d probably suggest the Junior or Willy STP on Rodeoh, mostly because I personally prefer that cup style and a smaller shaft. STPs tend to either have a diagonal-style cup, or a more horizontal-style cup, and I feel like I’ve had more success with the horizontal type, but maybe that’s just me.

Axolom also has really good STPs, but they’re going to cost more. I mentioned the Squire in my last comment, but since then they’ve the Godor and I’m pretty intrigued.

As for harness, I’d still suggest Cake Bandit. Rodeoh also has a similar STP jock, but I’ve never used it so I can’t really vouch for it

I believe so!

#ea8917, I like a nice orange.

Last weekend I was in the final stages of selling my house and there was too much stuff to do to really relax. This weekend I’m not doing a dang thing, I’m gonna sit back and watch SGDQ or maybe the Olympics or something and play video games.

Wow, I have such a vivid memory of my elementary school music teacher telling us the exact same story.

We just need Flipsy as Bubastis

I’ve been packing off an on for a little over 4 years now, and here’s what I’ve learned:

• Get yourself a nice harness. Some people go without a harness and just kinda stuff the STP in their pants and I guess it just magically stays in place all day, but I’ve never been that lucky. I swear by Cake Bandit’s harnesses but there are a bunch of different types out there to experiment with. Hell, if you can sew elastic straps together you could even make your own. Some people also use medical-grade adhesives to keep their STP essentially glued in place (typically these STPs come with a large flap you stick to your groin). I’ve never tried these because I’m a hairy motherfucker and I don’t want all my belly fur ripped out every time I have to remove my STP, but I know people who swear by 'em.

• Work your way up to “prime time”. Start completely naked from the waist down holding your STP in the shower. You’ll probably make a mess your first handful of attempts, and that’s okay. It’s a learning process. Once you feel very confident you can use the STP in the shower, move up to wearing your harness and/or underpants (still in the shower). Once you’ve learned how to do that with no messes, then work up to in front of a toilet. Then, in front of a toilet while also wearing pants. This whole process might take weeks, or even months, and that’s okay. You’re basically potty training yourself all over again, don’t get discouraged.

• Clean your STP! Run some water and a little soap through it at least once a day. Check with your manufacturer, you might also be able to boil it or throw it in the dishwasher to get it extra clean.

• I’ve gone through an Axolom Squire, EZP Junior, an STP Freely, and a Spouti trying to figure out what I like the best. Of all the ones I listed my favorites are the STP Freely and the EZP Junior. The Squire is great too, nothing really against it, I just prefer the similarly-designed Freely a little more. I got the Spouti on a whim and could never really get it to stay in place reliably, which is a shame because I was really interested by how minimal it was.

Just keep in mind that everyone’s anatomy is slightly different and what works perfect for Person X might not work for you and vice versa. Another thing to keep in mind is size. Are you getting an STP that can also be used for sex, or are you just getting one to pee? If it’s the latter, maybe you don’t need something with a super long shaft. The longer it is, the more material you’re stuffing into your pants which might be uncomfortable.

Damn, 2024 went by so fast.

Your pizza isn’t Y2K compliant.

Never forget: If a company doesn’t want you to have it, it’s probably a good for you.