Classic Juan.

Bro, you don’t have to be so Epic all the time. Give your bros a chance, mang!

Because his Cult Members will believe anything he says, and his enablers will back him up.

This is batshit insanity, and result of 40 years of the brainwashing of the American Stupid.

I’m going to be polite and just say we were incompatible, like your date. 😉

Nah, Brougham.

All the way to the left, then back off 1/16".

Burn me, baby.

A bartender at my favorite bar asked me out (she female, me male.) Asked me to meet her at the restaurant, which I thought was a little weird, but whatever.

I meet her there, she’s brought a friend as a buffer. I was like “Man…”

Funny thing, I and the friend got along much better than the askee, and I and the friend are good friends over 20 years later. I and the askee? No, not at all. Absolute unabashed golddigger.

These assholes are trolling so hard to incite riots so they can impose Martial Law via The Insurrection Act.

You’re a teenage kid in your parent’s house, pretending to be tough. It’s obvious.

Fuck Hitler, and any other Neo Nazi.

For billionaires, like Musk. Almost his entire fortune was built on the taxpayer’s dime.

Yep. Almost every American Mass Shooter is a white male, but those are just “Lone Wolf” crazy people.

But ALL Latinos are Cartel Member rapists, drug dealers, and murders. Even the 2 year olds. It’s in their “Mud Blood.” Gotta nip that shit in the bud.

Got it.

/s

He looks exactly what you’d expect an SS Officer from 1942 to look like.

He’s just a malignant narcissist who thinks he deserves to rule.

I’ll never understand what makes a person so belligerent, malignant, and just plain evil, from such a young age. From accounts of his former High School classmates, and even his own family, he’s always been this way.

I know a guy with a similar personality. He’s a trust fund baby, and thinks he’s special. He’s condescending, and contemptuous, even though he lives off of the trust fund his mom set up for him. He’s in his mid 50’s, and his teeth are literally rotting out of his mouth. But, he’s the baddest badass who ever badassed, and everything he likes or owns is the best. Oh, and he’s also a Nazi. Hey bud, get your mom to buy you some new teeth. She bought you a house, and a car, and…

I think these people feel so entitled that when they figure out no one likes them, instead of trying to correct their behavior like a decent peasant, they lean hard into being a piece of shit, because they’re “Special.” They’re not the asshole: WE’RE the assholes for not obeying them.

Nah, he either pissed or jerked off into it, and didn’t clean it.

Well, people can do things that they would later regret in a moment of intense grief, or desperation.

I couldn’t agree more.

I don’t understand how this idiot got rich in the first place.

You couldn’t write better satire.

Die of bubonic plague, get killed for being a witch/warlock, die of appendicitis…

“You don’t need that knowledge to do two chicks at the same time, man.”

“If you want two chicks to double up on a dude like me, you do.”

Oh, no. He’s still The Prince.

We peasants don’t understand him, and his Divine Mandate.

And we keep being mean to him!