Graduated high school with the belief that the US was a perfect, infallible nation.
Got to college. Couldn’t get any classes. Wondered
Was blown away. Ended up getting a history degree and becoming considerably more cynical and jaded about the whole thing.
“after finding him guilty of schism”
I saw this earlier today and read it as guilty of sarcasm.
That article reads like a list of negative points from The Good Place - it’s impossible to do the right thing.
The FDA is an agency. They’ve no power anymore. Thanks scotus
I’m thinking Fauci, Garland, and Pelosi will be at the top of the list because they’re all old though to die of “natural causes”
Then you’ve got the late night hosts.
Then AOC and the squad.
Not likely a Clinton or an Obama. That invites retribution.
He almost did were it not for John McCain.
We won’t have such a principled person this time.
I don’t. Just picked a random appliance that breaks a lot.
Make and model aside, what I want to know is when the bars close at two and I see numerous clearly drunk drivers on my way to work at five, what have they been doing for the past three hours?
I honestly thought this was going to be a live action reboot with Jon Lovitz.
In which community do I start a death pool wherein people guess the first person newly coronated King Donald has assassinated in an official act?
Tenant: Can you fix my garbage disposal?
AI landlord: I’m sorry Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
Didn’t our founders have something to say along the lines of when the government becomes tyrannical it’s a duty to overthrow it?
From a tweet in another article on this:
“The NFL Sunday Ticket settlement is around $4,000 to 5,000 a customer per report”
So… Maybe ten years from now former subscribers will get gift cards for sixty eight cents each.
Hey, don’t tell me how to live, buddy! I’ll come into berries all day every day and I’ll like it!
When I learned how to make lemon curd, I thought to myself why not try it with limes. Then the concept of berries came along.
This particular iteration with the blueberries is next level on the flavor.
Now you’ve got me really curious - could I do it with pineapple?
Can I get an enthusiastic fuck Ken Paxton?
Boof bro will personally take up this case and see to it that a former president is immune from liquor license requirements. HE LIKES BEER!
I’m proud of my demon spawn
She’s a tech savvy electrical engineer who spends her working hours mucking about with semiconductors.
When she’s not at work, which seems to be pretty much all day every day, she’s out on remote hiking trails with primitive camping gear.
From this old man’s perspective, she’s living the ideal balanced life.
I’m waiting for a tip prompt from the forced self checkout kiosk at the supermarket.
I almost feel like I’ve read somewhere that it has already happened.
It was 1990. Everything you did was on paper. I had to mail in my desired class schedule and got zero classes so I had to wander (pardon the fuck out of my early morning typo) around with a bunch of paper add slips trying to get classes.
So very much not in a fucking mood for pedants right now.