Remember kids, these are the kind of things that got Elon his money

My twin and me in the 80s

But now when people find out I have three kids and ask their genders I get to say one of each and then delight in their facial expressions.

The Daddest of Dads

it was just fine to not only start flipping thru paperwork in the managers office but to also look over employee payroll checks

Hey so believe it or not but she was right; people should have the right to know what their coworkers get paid. Stop pretending it’s supposed to be secret.