Auf zum Atem!

No, that’s cooler than being cool

Huh, thanks. TIL

Did that Romulan steal the bird of prey from a Klingon or something?

I assume most don’t end up in Russia but in richer EU countries. Those cars are repaired and made presentable again in some backyard mechanic shop in Georgia and the Baltics, then thrown on the used car market.

Ohh yeah, life goes on. Long after the thrill of living is gone.

Bleurgh!

Soulsborne type games

Games feeling like a chore and force me to ‘get good’ in order to enjoy them? Miss me with that shit, or at least pay me for it.

Online games

Same as above, plus annoying people who take the whole thing too seriously.

My solution is to avoid online games like the plague. It works

They are just ahead of the curve! Big business will soon join them. Invest in Lemmy now!

I have to disagree.

At first, I was super excited for a new Groening show, but Disenchantment left me disappointed after the first few episodes.

Not sure if my expectations were too great, but the show just feels rushed and lacks depth. I gave up somewhere around the middle of season three.

“War’s schon immer.”

Too late.

I am offended beyond belief

R Kelly approves

Oh please, those kids can be five year olds at best, and I refuse to believe otherwise.

For something more exotic, I would like to buy the ability to travel back in time.

Other than that, proficiency / mastery of musical instruments and coding or hacking abilities.

Press and hold A, Left, Right, Up, Down, Left, Right, Start

‘Crickets’ is the best Americans can hope for, to be fair.

Arms of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Carl Weathers