I tried to type in “illegal drugs” but there wasn’t room in the text box. I feel like it’s an important distinction to make, why my farmer is really out there.

What three pages is no manifesto. That’s a pamphlet.

now i gotta know how many times Opportunity drew a dick because it got bored. I’m gonna be mad if it was less than once.

That’s me actually after I have Sprucey lick my eyeball

There are some folk who I went to school with I can see rubbing their assholes on the handles because “fuck you, you’re a sign not a cop”. I’m sure there’s a name for that disorder.

Yeah but how much of him? Both of his husbands got ash we can pretend are him and put him in urns. It’s a family tradition now to go out to the garage, look up in shame at the box of grandpa as you grab five popsicles just for yourself.

I can’t wait for the moment I get to introduce him to my niblings. “Hey cats, this is your great grandfather. Treat him with respect, change his box twice a year.”

people testing the boundaries of THC prohibition?

she was just trying to learn how to fit in in Florida better

wait do we have a FALGSC community yet

we still have grandpa in a box in the garage because my mother refuses to get him an urn or go sprinkle him over the lake he liked. he’s followed us through three houses and I’m concerned I’m going to inherit grandpa.

are you me?

i don’t know how anyone could survive without at least three properties. it’s a life necessity

I’m surprised they haven’t caught more than that

These are bounties, right?

They’re a rounding error

Pierre x Wizard.