JANET! Let the cat out of the toilet…
JANET! Let the cat out of the toilet…
You gotta do Brunswick Stew for protests. Then people can just chuck the roadkill they find along the way to the protest in the pot as they arrive.
Season that baby with some motor oil & pepper spray, maybe a lil gunpowder if you can get your hands on some…
That protest will smell terrible.
All the more reason for you to vote. It might be his bullshit riding in your side saddle, but it’s still your horse. Now go fucking vote.
Maybe he should’ve voted.
Your pappy always said you were chicken shit. Way to prove him right.
Nope. I’m voting for you to do it. And make it family size.
Then quit wasting your fucking time & do it. And bring me back some fries you twat.
The Dirty Dozen Brass Band’s cover of The Meter’s Cissy Strut, with Robert Randolph on pedal steel.
It’ll shake the funk out your ass.
You should have voted for one.
Maybe because hyperbolic ranting is cathartic? Stop being so obtuse.
And that’s a reason not to vote?
…and your point is?
No one here appears to be advocating violence, just that dude looks like a bit like Hitler & is spouting off awful advice.
Fucking vote folks, it’s the only response you have left.
Not voting is equivalent to sticking a fork up your ass & expecting it not to hurt…
His face really is stuck perfectly between “I’m not poopin’” & “I’m the master race I’m the master race I’m the master race….”
He looks like the type of person who really is offended by what’s going on in YOUR bedroom…
Does Lemmy autogenerate the headline when a link is posted? Like Reddit did?
If so, I don’t begrudge OP quite as much…
Maybe the device led to a lack of thumbs?
Who will roll you down the stairs
Confiscate your wares
May even shoot your dog
Well you should make plans then. I’m not a cheap date!
Casual or sexual, I demand the finest.
You should find a way to always have angry turkeys in the grass traps, kinda like the alligators.
Ooh… and you could do a hole like that crazy island one from Tin Cup, but instead of an island, make a drunk on a jet ski dragging an inter tube behind it.