Yes, that’s what I mean by toxic people turning it bad.

But I’m trying to nap!

No, GIR. That’s bad. Giving an extra fuck about the place where you live helps combat things going to shit through the tragedy of the commons. The fact that toxic people have made am awful version of it doesn’t change c the fact that it’s a positive thing. Don’t let the cunts take it away. Please take pride in where you live, and I will take pride in where I live, and we can show off our homes to each other.

What’s for breakfast?

Haha lol no we’ve got no influence any more. We’re just a wet little island covered with transphobes. Give us 20 years to rejoin the EU, if it survives that long, and maybe you’ll start hearing from us again.

Jesus Christ that’s 13 seats for Farage. I expect he’ll lose a few over the term to scandal, but that is far too many.

Honestly I’d settle for a slight deceleration in things getting worse. Starmer wants to restore hope and faith in politics. He’s got his work cut out for him.

He just needs to keep his yap shut for one more day and he can start fixing things. And our absence in the EU is something that needs to be fixed.

Bingo.

They could put Bernie forward, but we’d get Trump.

If I dressed like that, I would not look gay at all. I would look EVEN MORE like a dad.

Of course we are not.

You are. I wouldn’t want to make you have to look at that.

I’ll try and fix that on Thursday.

Easy peasy, unless they replace Biden this week.

Are these losses?

Don’t worry. It’s not going to be a close call.

Britain is still here. It’s not too late to surrender.

It’s a segment of the voters too, yes. On the other hand, we also have a problem with genuine anti-semites. It’s a shit-bed, and we have no place lecturing others.

This business of challenging the arrest warrants of people who are clearly war criminals is a particularly bad look.

Dead right.