I have the v13, but the v14 isn’t very different. I have the regular Pro Staff: https://www.tennis-warehouse.com/Wilson_Pro_Staff_97_v14/descpageRCWILSON-W97V14.html

I have a wide foot and absolutely love the K-Swiss Hypercourt Express 2E shoes. Not sure what to tell you about rackets as I’m not familiar with the Hammer. I use a Pro Staff and love it. Though I am going to check out the middle-weight RF01 soon

Thank you. Will check it out!

Agreed. Some of that casting was SO spot on (Jonah in particular)

Dark (German/Netflix)

Since the US Mint only makes coins (Bureau of Engraving and Printing makes bills), you could make a joke about wanting less change or something.