You don’t like Carl Sagan?
“To bake cookies from scratch, begin by first creating a universe.”
I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username.
I’m learning Japanese so sometimes I might write something out in romaji just to practice. Please correct it if it’s wrong!
You don’t like Carl Sagan?
“To bake cookies from scratch, begin by first creating a universe.”
Whatchu got under there? I hope it’s a honey baked ham. 🤤
Sex slave :3
Well I like video games; why are so many videos games shit in recent years? 🤔
Intellivision has some great games, I know for sure from experience (it’s what I grew up with before NES). Plus I always liked the idea of the overlays for the controller to tell you what buttons do what in the specific game you’re playing.
Haha no I’m not gonna do the intro. Just rip it.
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
“The troll bouncer is gay. Your attempt to seduce him fails and he puts you in a headlock.”
Same. I used to like Degree because it had barely any scent and actually worked as an antiperspirant. But then they changed the formula and started adding scents while it does fuck all to prevent sweating. 😩
I’m a wittle cissy boy. :3
Wait a minute…
Grabs the SCOTUS by the hair and removes the mask revealing them to really be
“King George?!”
Am I The Butt Face?
Damn did Reddit go and censor “Am I The Asshole?”
I mean, at some point humans and neanderthals coexisted and even interbred. I don’t think it’s a stretch that there could have been other similar species that we didn’t get along with even earlier than that.
I’m reminded of the time I was young as hell playing Quake online and said “cocked, locked and ready to rock” and someone replied “Cocks shouldn’t be locked up! Cocks should be free!”
If you make the Good Mythical Kitchen 7-11 beef Wellington: It’s the exact same socioeconomic background as the corn dog.
The correct way would be “drive-through.”
“Drive-thru” is purposely spelled wrong to attract attention. The same as “Krispy Kreme” or “Dunkin’ Donuts.” It’s only “correct” in that it has become ubiquitous through usage.
Exactly. Back in those days, the Democrats were what Republicans are now, and vice versa. The people didn’t change; just the names of the groups flipped.
Every time I hear about a mass shooting, I always hope it’s at one of these gatherings or a KKK rally. It never fucking is tho… 😮💨
The ones spelled wrong are Google’s fault. I didn’t even capitalize them all; autocorrect did.
“He’s dead, Jim.”
“Yes but why is he still walking around, Bones?”
“Burn out. He needs a vacation on Risa.”