Get out your seat and jump around

“when you go far enough left, you get your guns back”

It’s a common test for general eye health. It’s really not about wearing glasses, it’s just something eye doctors do to make sure you stay healthy.

The Shaq Fu video game, goddamn, what a waste of effort

This is headcanon now

LaTeX with Beamer for slides, and show the resulting PDF on any computer you want

Star Wars? Boo!

The atrocities the American soldiers committed on the daily are unforgivable. Period. I don’t care if they were drafted or if they volunteered for being barbarians.

I missed that part; wish I hadn’t posted it now

I’m a cat person and I don’t get it either

No forgiveness. Get fucked, losers.

Exactly, my first thought to this was “with considerable back pain”. My partner is considering a boob reduction for this same reason.

Understandable addition

Etymologist: [visible confusion]

This is fine

Give yer balls a tug

Perfect capture of Brak

The star in the middle is not spell checking

They’re turning the damned lions gay