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  • A hung jury is no verdict at all. Its just means another trial with a new jury until a verdict is reached.

    Luigi will be paraded in his jumpsuit until he is formally jailed or dies. Anything else requires everybody to agree on Not Guilty, and that’s astronomically unlikely given the volume of lobbying against him.

    Whether or not he did it isn’t even relevant anymore. It’s whether the common folk of a jury think he did, and both supporters and detractors of ‘The Adjustor’ consider that to be Luigi. His identity is so entangled in the public consciousness that the only way out is nullification, and prosecution is unlikely to allow such a jury to form.





  • I’m tired of talking about cash and being compared to flat earthers scared of the government tracking them. Don’t bring them into this, right now you’re talking to me, not them. I’m begging you to listen to what I’m saying.

    Retail doesnt like cash. Its annoying to handle, costs money to count and deposit. They have to have cash on hand for change, and they have to account for loss from miscounted change or poorly supervised employees scooping the till. But currently, retail has to accept cash as legal tender.

    If you make society cashless, if you give businsses the right to be card only, to not handle cash; then most of them wont. You make cash almost useless.

    it’s not about cash being illegal. It’s about businesses not being obliged to accept it.

    As it is, sometimes I cover for a friend and I beg them to just pay me back with a bank deposit because if they give me $50 notes the only place I can reliably use that is the supermarket, where less and less of their self-checkout machines support cash (and if my flatmates do Click and Collect, it can’t help me pay them because they don’t want it either).

    Or they’re making me do a special trip to a bank that is barely open anymore (because most services are online-only) just so I can deposit it into something I can use for all my other online-only services.

    It doesn’t need to be illegal, it just won’t help you.



  • I figured it’s an issue with hagglers that haggle for haggling sake, and not about the value of the item.

    If I want to sell something on marketplace, I put the price up, because I know somebody will ask for a big discount for a quick sale. I’m happy to move this faded couch set for $100, then I’m listing it for $200… and selling it for $100 to a person who offers to pick it up, too.

    It’s that kind of reasoning and makes haggling pointless imo, because sellers either don’t take your lowball or they knew you’d lowball and charged high to start with so they have room to negotiate.

    But as that one JC Penny guy accidentally proved, people love the illusion of good deals more than they love good value.


  • I’m reminded of a story somebody shared on reddit years ago.

    An arborist, working with his team. One of his crew had the chainsaw kick and come back and severely main him. He’s bleeding so fucking fast. They need to get him to hospital, and they can’t afford to wait for the ambulance to arrive.

    The woman in front won’t let them past. She’s going slower and slower to make a point. They’re honking at her, but she lines up with another lane to box them in. That car slows down too.

    The guy is fading fast.theyre using his shirt to staunch the blood, but it’s not enough. After several minutes, they finally have an opening they can take. They speed past her little car, throwing the bloodsoaked shirt out the window to slap wetly on her windshield.

    They meet up with emergency services - first, a cop. The woman pulls over to talk to the cop about their reckless driving. While arguing, the ambulance arrives. The injured crew member, and the storyteller, are taken to hospital.

    It’s too late. He dies.

    …don’t fuck around man. You never know. It’s no worth it. Do the safe thing and make space or pull over. Safety over spite.





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    Researchers dont get paid. In fact, they usually have to pay to be published on reputable platforms. Those platforms are the ones charging.

    As for why they publish there if they never profit, academic success is dependant on publishing (“published or perish”), so academics will pay to advance in their field, potentially getting funding for future studies. (Not from the publisher, obviously; but from grant programmes that only fund you if you have a body of work already.)

    This is why if you contact a researcher directly, they’ll likely be willing to give you the finished thesis for free.



  • AFAIK this fucks with artists, not Spotify.

    Spotify doesn’t pay artists a flat amount per stream. Instead, Spotify’s profits are split between artists based on their streams. A single user heavily streaming is imperceptibly lowering ‘revenue per stream’ by increasing overall streams but only paying for one subscription.

    By playing a bunch of songs, all you do is give those artists slightly more, and other artists slightly less – at least in theory. In practice you’re probably not steaming enough to change overall percentages.

    So if anything, you are moving profit to support the artists that Spotify is promoting by putting in your ‘radio’. Which likely means instead of going to small undiscovered musicians, it goes towards popular established ones that Spotify assumes you’ll like.

    But since this is probably not enough to move those percentages, you’re only messing up your own algorithm.





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    While thats also true, Im talking about reading comprehension, not Poe’s Law.

    If you’re using "s, it indicates that it’s not something you’re actually saying. You’re quoting somebody else, including a hypothetical person that you’re satirising. It’s explicitly saying they’re not your real words.

    That’s an issue of reading skill, and while we can certainly work to make writing more accessible for those that aren’t great at it, I don’t appreciate how people blame the writer for the treatment they receive for what is, at best, a mutual misunderstanding.

    It’s gotten bad enough that I can say in the comment the person I am satirising, and again in a concluding statement. But without the ‘/s’, people still accuse me of being a monster for believing a heinous thing I deliberately used provocative language to describe.