They are on sale for just 1.95/pc ! https://www.kinkerlitzchen.de/wlan-kabel/scherzartikel_56284769_5857

Just plug a WiFi cable and you’re done.

An explanation without an explanation.

What you want is to go along with the business line of logitechs products and scrap the rest. There is an offline version of Logi Options+ “for air gapped machines” available. https://prosupport.logi.com/hc/en-hk/articles/10991109278871-Logitech-Options-Offline-Installer You may use it in a virtual machine aswell.

Well done!

Aren’t you going to catch a cold?

Use heavy duty quality slideouts with proper bearings in the rails. Spend money on quality. The rest can be cheap. I upcycled old furniture.

Install termux from f-droid. Then install nginx inside termux. Works great.