The way of the househusband

They should just move to mastodon

You’re just buying the wrong games.

Go play Split Fiction, Balatro, and Hades 2.

Roko’s Basilisk

When my egg broke, I became a chick

So you think hambörger is more beautiful than a cow’s life?

Urine isn’t sterile. The germs in it just don’t grow in an old school culture.

If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down. If it’s red, have fun instead.

That would be spam

There are enough dogs already.

Christians famously don’t think children can get cancer or the plague, because “God doesn’t make mistakes”. Blind children and children in wheelchairs? A hoax by the devil, clearly.

This but unironically

Okay. So are you gonna save the baby or not?

Can’t relate. No normal friends. Only weirdos.

If I was a princess, my family would marry me off to a French duke ten years older than me for political favours. I’m basically being sold, like an object. He’s probably rough in bed. Maybe after a hard day’s work ruling the duchy, he likes to come home and hit me until I bleed. And it would be un-christian for me to complain or ask for a divorce, so I just get raped and beaten by Daddy every night like a good little girl. 🤤❤️

Your username is kinkier.

Nah lol I can draw this terribly in Paint easy peasy

Nah lol I can draw this terribly in Paint easy peasy

Her walls are covered in mold

The fandom won’t admit it but it’s by far the worst part