Or just slip in it like a banana peel and boom pregnant

Maybe they meant using the word settler instead of something more apt, like invader, pillager, trespasser, violator, etc.

Yes.

Anyone got that tater tot recipe leak?

Bots gonna bot

I rarely ever see the kid rock fanbase

Are you the friend that sold me his soul in high school for gum? Cause I still got it.

Imagine being their mother and having to listen to this every time you make them their bagel bites.

Old Mc*onald gonna need to lawyer up

That’d be metal af

see: Mitch McConnell

I could never have imagined someone worse than Regan and The Shoe Dodger combined, but c’est la vie.

Sounds like they can benefit from a partnership with a local pizzeria

It’s against the law! Please turn yourself in to the nearest police precinct.

Being respectful of everyone’s person would hurt my lil brain tryin to remember all those words.

Would have been great to have had Biden bow out at the podium before the debate started and then have wrestling entrance music play as Kamala enters.

A grand entrance and not having attention is what really scares Trump. And fact checking.

My knees won’t let me forget.

That pizza place doesn’t like Rich Evans.

Depends, what would happen if I stopped time in a moving car? Like if I were to stop time when that one car was swerving in and out of traffic, almost hit someone, then flicked them off?

If I stopped time then would I still be carried by the momentum and splat against the inside of my car leaving everyone frozen forever or undo time stop and some freak accident is talked about on the news?

Or do I get to stop time while they’re flipping the bird, pull their car off to the side of the road, take off their tires, fill their gas tank with sugar, then swipe their offending finger in their butt crack and leave it pressed against their upper lip?

https://youtu.be/EqZjo_gSBVM

Did you ask them to fix your title yet?