“But I have a right to bear arms!”

– RFK Jr.

“Lexic … Lexi? She’s very attractive!”

Looks like it’s my time to shine.

Criticize fools, got it!

The most American made vehicle ever

I am not surprised that someone who bought a Cybertruck is wholly unaware of the entire first half of the 20th century.

lol no there won’t be

Taking design cues from the flying dildo, I see.

If the judiciary didn’t exist at all, you know there would be some vigilante justice being meted out on a regular basis.

Just saying.

Online reviews are a total crapshoot even when they are written by actual people, because people are fucking idiots.

FFS: Fifty-Five Spiders

“No one else was in the room where it happens.”

Receptacle tip.

They’re too busy arresting Starbucks workers.

I’m sure Pam Bondi will get right on that.

The first one I received here was about a month ago from “missy29” at lemmings.world. Body of the message still said “Nicole” though, with some very early boilerplate text.

For completeness sake, I’ve also gotten from a nicole101 and a nicole40.

Queer up and down butt rub game?

US Marshals are under DoJ.

Arrested yesterday evening, booked, remains in custody. The charges are coming, they’re just not all put together yet.

The one I got earlier today pleaded:

My dad just lost his job and I have no money for tuition next semester. Please help me raise money so I can keep going to school! Donate anything you can to these bitcoin and litecoin addresses <3

I don’t think it’s anything more complicated than trying to scam money from people.

Hole in the ground next to a pile of wet leaves? That’s a 1/32 bath.