Father Time does not offer refunds sadly…

Started to believe the bullshit himself basically… a spectacular fall from public grace.

Well tye comment section in this thread is a trip; reality has encountered a duplication error.

Oh I always think of the Shareholders! Like how to jettison them into the sun or send them to the bottom of the sea to get the most value!

Yee; gonna have to go for the heart me thinks.

I thought the same for a moment too lol and lacking any contextual lore I tend to default to 10=1 years conversion to get a rough idea of how old they’re probably considered by society so… basically an 18 years old dating a 15 years old… yeah… come back to that one in a few decades time bruv when yer lives are more in sync and you’re both matured.

Yep; they even had to adjust the values for this because it was just a bit too quick and easy to get into her pants this way in large part because it was tied to simply obtaining a specific “inspiration” iirc.

Like people were doing superfast romance speed runs to see just how soon you could get her to proclaim her lust for you based on this lol.

“Uhh; is everyone forgetting a pretty significant decade in the middle of the 20th century where a man with a funny mustache rose to power and their aggression and genocidal tendencies had everyone going at it for like 5 years?”