Pirtatogna@lemmy.worldtoUnpopular Opinion@lemmy.world•High heels footwear should not exist.English
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3 months agoTo be honest, I love the sound they make. Also: I work in a library.
To be honest, I love the sound they make. Also: I work in a library.
I have a nice widescreen monitor standing unused at my desk and I work sitting cross legged in my armchair with a laptop on my lap.
And ruin both of them.
Well, in the Netherlands they also have toilet paper with pictures of puppies on it. So once you’re done sharting on a cockatoo, you can wipe your ass on puppies.
Probably semen, though.