I don’t like being touched in particular areas. Makes me super uncomfortable. I’m big on hugs and cuddling, tho.

I’m a blue collar worker paying union dues.

Go harder. If we keep projecting the graph to lower dimensions until there’s just a point then you don’t have to waste a bullet on me anymore. Honestly we could simplify a lot of things this way. If you simplify enough you only need one of anything and you have everything. Bam. Post scarcity society and all of a sudden you don’t have to shoot me again.

When do I get to join Special Circumstances?

Edit: I’m confused about if you guys are in support of the massive oversimplification of the horseshoe bullshit or are getting a head start.