The ones that would stick around would likely be very racist. Consider that you don’t even need to stay in earth, you can just travel the universe. Or just travel the world. You don’t have gravity to help you, but passing thru solid matter isn’t a problem either. You could check out the core, Iceland, Botswana, Jordan, Kentucky, whatever. So if they stay in Kentucky, they’re gonna be super racist. But evidently not…

Yeah, knowing it just keeps happening can’t be great for mental health…

I…

I don’t know what that is.

This Javelin is not approved by our Standards & Practices!

I used to fucking love harder video games. I grew up with Nintendo Hard. Now, even easy games are bugging the shit out of me, and the hard games are infuriating and cause me to rage quit (looking at you Hollow Knight).

My Octopus Teacher

Split water and food bowls by a good amount of space. Opposite sides of the room, or different rooms altogether. And more than 1 water bowl. Apparently these tricks are useful.

Portable spaghetti, baby!

I printed and taped this very image on a freezer at iHeartRadio when we received about a thousand of these popsicles.

The pic was gone within 48 hours.

And to preempt any “all lives matter” bullshit:

Nazi lives don’t matter

Yep.

Free Palestine.

Journalism doing things the right way would try this out. You investigate one thing, learn about another, and inform.

4k might not seem like much, but it’s a heavy red state, with only about 740k people total, and 1/3 lives in Anchorage alone.

Nice

Samesies

Oh shit, I still haven’t seen that. T. Hanks

He’s such a miserable blob.

Incorrect

Conservatives arrested a Democratic mayor.

Conservatives indicted a Democratic congresswoman.

Conservatives tackled and detained a Democratic senator.

Conservatives killed a Democratic state representative.

Conservatives put another state representative in critical condition.

The year is only just starting to get to the halfway mark. It’s only been 4 months and 25 days since inauguration.

Fuuuuuuuck

This is just the end of month 5.