Not because they became more plausible. It’s because reality became dumber.

I don’t think he’s the one working 70 hours.

To be fair, the network integration of my printer sucks. I think I’ll just tape a raspberry to it and use it as a print server.

“I have not changed my view; I will take this with me to my grave,” he asserted .

Fine fine, can you speed this up a little? The grave part I mean.

The probability of him being able to decide this is very, very low. Before anyone gets their hopes up.

I need something similar for my dog, but I haven’t thought about hydro. Might scale this up and give it a try. Thanks 👍

It’s straight from Zapp Brannigan’s Big Book of War

Scholz is barely the leader of Germany. But at least we’ve got rid of the FDP.

I think his bucket of military aged men he’s willing to sacrifice runs low, he’s been sending their fathers for a while.

You mean the secretary of dismantling education.

If only someone had warned them 😭

*this time the receiving end

Slightly drunk, but I appreciate it 💖

Not to forget going with an ally as stable and consistent as Trump and his pack. I hope Britains like extortion.

Afd gathered significant votes, but they’re far from in power in the country. They are in power in one… you could say county, but they’re fucking up as we speak.

I do this. But then I work three more, which is horrible 😞

It seems I don’t know enough about those kind of things, but thinking about it I guess that’s still too much.

Humans can be assholes as well and people adopt them all the time

He’s holding a rocket. Aliens confirmed.

Yes. They’re getting hung by the state. The operation will add up to five inches.