So what you’re saying is they should stay far away from civilization…

I like my bottom surgery to come as a surprise

They are concerningly close this electoral season

Bed bugs?

If “Kyla” sounds like “killer” then “Kyle” sounds like “kill”. Which it doesn’t.

Some commit murder to get a fancy house. Others to acquire life insurance on the person.

You just want their pretty skull on the mantelpiece. I like your style.

I doubt women willingly “earned” their womanhood going through all that, and whose to say I’d rather not deal with periods and stuff over literally not being able to be myself in my own skin? Making friends is so difficult when half my mind is recognizing that they’re gonna see the stubble no matter what I do and form opinions and assumptions on that alone.

Robin Williams led a good life.

Remember when restaurants set police up to protect their dumpsters containing perfectly good and edible foods? Or was that grocery stores? Probably both.

Whaaaatt noooo, we’re only in the middle of a climate crisis and following a yearly tradition to release a metric fuckton of heat and pollution, it’s always patriotism before everything!