In funeral director circles, the topic of embalming your loved ones comes up a lot. Some people want to, so they know they get the best care. Some people, like me, would rather ask an embalmer they trust to do it.
As far as embalming certification, it varies by state. Colorado is notorious for embalming not requiring licensure. Minnesota requires a 4 year degree. So it’s hard to say if he was official or not.
I once walked around for two days with a piece of someone else’s bone stuck in my thumb.
That Aged Great (YouTube channel) does a two part video on that one. It’s fantastic.
That water torture scene made me a little bit gay
The homophobe was coming right for us. I feared for my life. It was self defense.
Narcissists always see themselves as the hero or the victim. Either way, you’re wrong for suggesting they change a god damned thing about themselves.
Sometimes I put Bob’s Burgers on the TV for them
I’m an on call mortician. I spend a lot of time walking around funeral homes at night in the dark. I heard shit moving around and weird crashing noises all the time. I fuckin ignore that shit. Oh, what? The demon wants attention again, so I have to take my earbuds out? Nah. Not tonight Satan. I’m really into this audio book.
I’m a mortician and all we have been talking about is how shit of a job they did. We call those pancake hands because they’re flat. They’re also hovering, which is why they look so unnatural. They didn’t use any dye, which is why he’s that horrible color. It’s called formaldehyde gray. I guess maybe dye is left out for some religious reason? But there is absolutely no excuse for those hands.
We all assume it was done by some old guy who only does embalmings once every 10 years, or however often a Pope is dying.
1998, where if you had home made desserts instead of Oreos, Pop tarts and lunchables, people assumed you were poor!
You could get one from KFC, but it was a GigaPet or something.
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Thank you! I’m excited to be able to say the word Luigi as many times as I want!
As an embalmer, I will be cremated. If people knew what we do to them when we embalm, fewer people would choose it.