Fixed battery and removal of headphone jack and SD card slots were 1000% anti-consumer practices designed to cost you more money and make your device lifespan as short as possible. I don’t see the battery problem going away - why enable your phone to last twice or three times as long when they can just force you to have to buy a new device when the battery is shot? At least we got our card slots and jacks back (mostly).

I am also salty that phones USED to have IR blasters and they don’t anymore. IR LEDs cost next to nothing, another feature that was amazing but thrown away to save 5c per unit.

I’ve had more than one place tell me “we only take reservations through the app” when calling. It’s not for lack of effort, for many.

It’s cats, all the way down

I see a cat I upvote a cat

Flies? You mean SkyRaisins?

1891 Cookie scientists: What if we classify this, instead of as cookie, as “fruit and cake”?

2024: Loophole finally exercised.

I can’t believe no one has said “windowpane toast” yet

The Great Garbage Avalanche of 2505

Hold on my realplayer is buffering

Replacing all your tools and machines is super easy, though. /s

FWIW I only work in metric, Imperial is utter trash, tbh.

Here’s a comprehensive and up to date list of failed deliveries, so far.

https://elonmusk.today/

What is this character/meme called?

The software license on your hip has expired. Your hip will now be remotely locked until your account has been updated.

Thank you for being a Hip-O-Matic Customer

This post implies the cybertruck is not a dumpster.

I brew straight peppermint tea as well, I find it amazing all around. Refreshing, good on the tummy, great hot or iced, and you can have it any time of day for any reason! It’s my goto. No sugar needed. It’s perfect as is.

It’s already the oneth, Dude

Right on

NO NO NO NO NO

NO

NO NO NO NO NO

Rosin

Which is also a type of cannabis concentrate, lol

The movie is “Don’t Look Up” for those who aren’t aware. It’s excellent. Watch it.

Just don’t get near the brontorock.