Even they see it as a pinkish-purpley-red.

It’s not that.

West Carolina is spot on.

Hella dark, yo…

He should have to clean every bathroom in the New York City subway system.

With a cotton swab.

I can see true magenta. And it ain’t pink.

That’s most likely staph.

What’s “Free Willy” then?

The Spoonbill of Autism.

No wonder why the Red Lectroids are so permanently pissed off.

A Maenad? How random!

But don’t jump ship until they start shooting. Make them waste as much money as possible before leaving them in the lurch.

Those Who Write Citations Against Omelas.

It’s a toss up between Con Air’s bonkers accent and Drive Angry’s William Fitchner.

Democrats in Congress:

MacArthur would be proud.

“Submit to the skintone inspection!”

I wonder if any of them have seen No Escape?

Looks like someone got a job on the Three Letter campaign.

Oh no…

Which county?

Edit: Rockland. Which is very much a possibility there.