I mean, the girls are great and all, but I’m really upvoting that smile. 10/10.

Nailed it. I’m pretty sure I dated her for two weeks. Then she wanted to move in.

You have the most beautiful body I’ve ever seen. Ever. Now I understand why Odysseus wanted to get home so badly.

Need a calendar of these

I think I just became a Pagan. What is your demonic name so I can call you to my side?

Faux bait my ass. More like spam bait.

Dear Lord, there really is a heaven.