Two guanos enter the presidential palace, only one leaves alive.

Assuming that the referendum will be fair, it would essentially be a referendum on surrender. Would the Ukrainian population vote in favour of this? They’re losing and would benefit immensely from peace but nobody likes being run over by a foreign army, even if your own leaders are pricks and Ukrainian society has been seeping in fascist Endsieg-propaganda since long before the Russian intervention in the civil war.

And that is assuming that the vote will be fair, which can not be expected.

If anything, this referendum could end up as a morale booster to the pro-war camp and prolong the suffering rather than the beginning of a peace process.

They have some of the world’s most renowned racism factories

Most severe trade restrictions available

No more McDonald’s and Coca Cola for the Dutch!

If Russia is excluded for waging old-school state vs. state war then the illegal zionist entity should certainly be expelled for waging a horrific and unapologetic genocide against civilians.

I know it’s not going to happen, there’s way too much western supremacy in FIFA and the football world is infamous for being a safe haven for absolute disgusting politics. But wouldn’t fascism-free football be a nice goal to work towards?

It would be really funny if the yanks forced the Dutch into BRICS membership.

(I know this won’t happen, as the Dutch are going to lay down flat and prostrate themselves once their overlord tells them to do so but it would be really funny)

The future of the WORLD is literally dependent on this election.

Get an electable candidate then.

Someone I knew was living in an old building with old-timey fuse boxes placed outside the apartments. When she got tired of her idiot neighbours partying on a weekday night for the millionth time despite being asked to dial it down she finally had enough and went to the fuse box and took away all the fuses to the neighbour’s apartment.

She never had trouble with noise again.

It’s Joever

When I went to university, our lecturer would literally pass around a flash drive with the ridiculously overpriced textbook he was the author of. He was a cool guy who had the extremely valuable skill of turning a dull subject interesting.

I can’t imagine them being interesting to kids today, let alone adults

Weird how kids and adults alike keeps using fireworks then if it bores them so much.

New Hexbear struggle session: Outdoor cats vs. gammons with fireworks

Why is nobody beating this nonce to death in the streets with his own shoes?

Apart from decommissioning local Nazis to a permanent end during and after WWII, what exactly is it that the three Baltic chihuahuas are accusing the evil communists of doing to them? As far as I know things in the Baltics were normal and peaceful there when they were part of the USSR.

You never hear anything but vague blanket statements, assuming the ontological evil of the USSR. Is there any concrete acts or practices or policies or events the anti-communist crybabies point to to demonstrate how mean the “Soviet occupation” was to them?

Taking back control from the guys who actually won the election.

Meanwhile, all over Europe, even in Russia and Belarus where Nazi savagery was the worst and no civilian Germans died, there are WWII German war cemeteries where the dead are allowed to rest in peace.

Why are our tools of imperial enforcement no longer working as they used to? Could it be because they are wielded by the failsons of failsons who have steeped in imperial propaganda for so long that they actually believe it?

Nah… It must be the pronouns.

I don’t know the details of how the US legal system works but isn’t a plea bargain essentially the same as a settlement in civil cases?

If so, it should (at least in theory) have very little prejudicial value since the courts did not rule on the question if Assange’s culpability.

I know that in the real world the US regime once again learned that it can get away with murder and journalists all over the world have already learned the lesson that the evil empire will fuck them up if they air their dirty laundry. But from a legal nerd point of view a settlement should be quite useles as a precedent.

Everybody will know that this is a forced confession anyways so who cares?

I vaguely remember playing it a little back in the day