So when are you gonna come and hang out

I drove her to the stupid craft store, but first we stopped and had some stupid Vietnamese for lunch, and then afterwards picked up some stupid eggs at the stupid grocery store so I could make some stupid brownies later.

I wish there were some way to migrate it from Epic to Steam so I could just play it on my Steam Deck.

And comically large wheelbarrows of cash being delivered to billionaires

English is red. Math is blue.

I’ll have you know that my lab is in the basement of my own house

Try it.

It’s right next to the Gas Price Dial on the Resolute desk.

uwu

German as well

Clearly my mind is stuck in the '90s.

Excuse me but it’s my lab in my dungeon thank you very much

We’ve had the “paperless” office for fifty years now, and are still relying on tons of paper - and you think the military is gonna catch up?

We’ll be done with paper after we’ve made trees extinct. But then we’ll just have sheets of plastic.

Almost made it a whole week but my stupid wife needs a ride to the craft store

Why do they even sell baby sized condoms, anyway?

M

Pissadena

To kill all the COVID, idiot.

Isn’t it past your bedtime?

OK Zoomer