Even Dr Doom agrees with me

Tim Tundra

Fishmonger bros be down there with a net

It’s great, like an ice-cold firehose blasting my butt till it’s clean, then just hop in the shower and do final rinses

If I recall, the prequel books written by Frank Huebert’s son, Brian, really sucked the butt. Like really bad.

How do keep plugged in. But power is how?

Don’t hold in your shits

Also buy a bidet

I generally nut ropes, but mad props to a man who can nut logs

There’s nothing wrong with prostitution. At least when her boss dies she gets a payout.

When my boss dies, I’ll still be expected to drive across four cities to do a job that I could do 100% remote during the pandemic

Remember when you were young?

You shone like the sun

Maybe the maroons in the ontario grubberment shouldnt have legalized it, the gimps

I’m waiting for one with a fun name like Switchsticle

My dream for Mozilla is a browser that just fucking works, without spyware and without needing to update every 2 days

Woah! Just like in Guitar Hero!!

How did you even fit into that USB port???

Good book, Snow Crash

They should have done this years ago, the gimps

I hope they give them progressively more retarded names to try to trick people into thinking there’s one more Xbox console than Playstation

Are we able to assign multiple genre tags to a given music file yet?

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