That means these fossilized sea creatures were most likely collectibles, deliberately gathered by the ancient hominins for some purpose besides essential utility.

Funko Pop strikes again. Poor caveman Grog never was able to track down that ultra rare ammonite to complete his collection

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We will still consider suggestions of jury nullification for crimes that have not (yet) happened as advocation for violence, which is violating our terms of service.

This is the Central Scrutinizer / It is my responsibility to enforce all the laws / That haven’t been passed yet. / It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you / To the potential consequences / Of various ordinary everyday activities / You might be performing which could eventually lead to / The death penalty - or affect your parents’ credit rating. / Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you / Who do wrong things…

“Ope lemme squeeze past ya real quick”

Plot twist: Grandma is a furry and while wearing her wolf fursuit, she decided to social engineer Little Red Riding Hood into proper granddaughterliness by convincing LRRH that she [Grandma] is in fact a wolf and then donning an obvious Grandma disguise atop her wolf disguise

[This is actually just the plot of Shakespeare’s As You Like It]

Hide under a cardboard box and slowly inch your way across the broadcast frame and out of the studio

for me i consider human life sacred

Somehow, @treefrog@lemm.ee returned

I had an ESL coworker make a similar mistake to me. Mixing up name-nombre/number-numero goes both ways.

Also in Spanish, you want to say “Tengo calor” = “I have heat” instead of “Estoy caliente” = “I am hot”, because the latter is used to mean “I am horny”.

My Spanish teacher also told us of a time he had taken a class to a Spanish speaking country and a student accidentally broke a glass while in a restaurant. The student wanted to exclaim “I am very embarrassed!”, but used a false cognate and instead exclaimed “Estoy muy embarazada!” = “I am very pregnant!”

There’s something off with a picture of the suspect? The footage must be AI-generated and can’t be trusted. I guess we’ll never catch them now.

Sadly, there is no Dick’s in Gaylord, MI.

Another from the same wardrobe:

Out, am I?

Jesus was a carpenter ant

I wish

I started playing it recently because I had heard the soundtrack, but it seems like about once every hour I run into a bug that completely prevents progress, and cosmetic bugs are also fairly common. Closing and reopening the game typically fixes it, but the bugginess is frustrating.

Pretty sure this is how it works

I was thinking more along the lines of “Based on your connection to the Force and your relation to the Jedi Order, what color would your lightsaber be: A. Green B. Blue C. Red. D. Purple E. None of the above”, or “Which Pokémon was based on the Chinese Zodiac animal of your year of birth? A. Swinub B. Rapidash C. Lopunny D. Chimchar E. None of the above”