This is the most legitimate answer.

Our children always went to school with extra (our dinner the night before was their lunch for the most part, we always tried to make extra).

Can’t have pappadoms because if I make poppadoms I have to make 200, because I like poppadoms

Bastardized pad Thai with smoked pork, peas, potato, cabbage & onion

Holy shit I only know of 2.

Is the car the gun of the Chinese? WTF is going on with people who want to murder the masses???

WWII Alliance against the Axis powers, shaped in a V for British Victory

The orphan killing machine is working properly

Propaganda works

Most likely also manufacturered is the shittiest possible way for the environment.

Heh…

Seared basil pork chops with onions, cabbage, zucchini, and apple.

Looks amazing!

Dude became an outspoken anti vaxxer, tin foil hat wearing plandemic twat.

The final nail was when he shows up at our business out of the blue one day (literally had not spoken with him in almost a year) where he had left some oil paintings & other artwork to pick them up, then sent a shitty passive aggressive text the next day about how they were not kept in perfect condition.

My dude, you left them without a word otherwise over 4 years ago, we have shit to do besides take care of discarded art.

…strait to gulag

Oh hey, there is some good bangers for sure, but c’mon…I’ve seen more food cooked by sunlight there than not ,😂.

But yeah, mechanically separated partially defatted pork fatty sausage product is probably the work of some gutter company that sells it at Walmart.

Looks suspiciously English, like “may I please have the beige breakfast …and let’s be spicy and add some mango…canned mango, of course”.

I want an alarm clock that goes FARK FARK FARK

As if a million Dad’s felt the collective touching of the thermostat…

Thank you!

Yeah, pretty much. Americans will never do the right thing unless absolutely, 100% are forced to…

I’m planning to put wheels on my granny so she can be called a bicycle, too!