Talking to my Steel Defender. But yes, I am a warlock. And I was wrong, he didn’t have a soul, he had TWO souls. Inside this wolf there are two wolves. One wolf wants to be a good boy for his master, and the other wants to be a good boy for his maker’s Patron. And they hate each other.

Yeah, pretty much. They are considered pests down there. Imagine a swarm of locusts descending on your farm, except the locusts are each the size of your hand and are intelligent enough to work together when committing crimes. That’s how Australian farmers see budgies.

Immediately sent this to my fiancée

Not a good message to spread, becuase it’s fucking true

“Come on, I know you have a soul for some fucking reason! Fess up! Who’s your daddy?”

You mean We Have America At Home?

I think the only way to have “enough” money is to practice gratitude. Being poor is defined by stress, of course; I am not gonna tell you that your problems are all in your head. But when you get a better paying job, it’s easy to thoughtlessly spend more money and still end up feeling poor. So, don’t just excitedly spend all that money. Take a good look at what you appreciate about your current life and what you are proud of, and do what you need to cultivate these good things. Sometimes it is surprising how many of those things are free. Sometimes they need a bit of money to grow.

The other thing is that each time you cross a moral line, it gets easier to do so again. This is why i do not drink and will never drink. I think the same goes for accepting sponsorships from tobacco companies and other kinds of corruption. And of course being rich naturally shields you from the consequences of these decisions if you let it.

They must be Sewer Men.

If I remember his coming out video, he’s a Democratic Socialist. Which, if the political compass made sense, would be just right of center. But I guess thinking people deserve rights is inherently left-wing to Americans lol

yes

It was a Sewer Man

See, this right here is why I love you folks on Hexbear. Every good-faith argument can end as a good-faith argument instead of devolving into screeching. That’s pretty rare on the internet.

I think Richard is allergic to cats. Everyone knows that cats are attracted to people who are allergic to them

She’s right.

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What’s a big? Haven’t heard that one yet

Honestly that was my first thought as well. They sure know exactly what they find fun.

Laughed at the second girl talking about her wife

no i dont!!!1!!! i only care about the best things. you are stupid!!

That’s just a fundamentalist though