no.

That entire credit sequence is high water mark for games as a medium.

Every emotion.

Drunk ass man writing his characters, crying in a room alone. The thing we need more of lol. Will purchase any game his name is attached to.

KEEP GOING IM GONNA TURN INTO DUST

I have penis apathy.

Any penis gluttons who need an extra lmk

I SWEAR TO FUCK NAPOLEON STAY ON CORSICA THIS TIME

no

Unironically started saying hella after life is strange made me cringe out of my fucking seat when the characters say it.

Reclaim it like slurs. Lmfao

Im having the skin walker bring this book. Will ask it politely to wait while I unwrap it.

I don’t like the softness of a constant whisk. Diner style scramble. Literally crack the egg in the pan and scramble with the spatual. Dunno feels “homier”?

poached eggs tho 🤤

Confession:

It took bouncing off 1 & 2 twice before trying the second a third time until it clicked.

This moment is so great. Love the click.

Oh God the what a save spam. Being in a comp game, getting scored on, your 2 teammates immediately fade out of existence. Good times.

Inside you are two dogs.

(I ate 2 hot dogs)

Those mongrel white dogs are such a true thing. Of 20 dog owners maybe 10 have those awful shit white ones that are mindless bark fiends.

They gotta be that type of thick that looks like they sat in gravel.

“life hit you early”

Fucking radio dudes stepping on the songs. Our limewire ass generation take the ease for granted. You had to really make an effort back In the day.

Not since the creation of indulgences has the Catholic church cracked the code to such a degree.

A little anime gremlin speaks to this generation of degenerates.

Recently had a work order where her windows os was on a drive that was 100gigs. No matter what you removed, it would fill again to the point it couldn’t even update.

Looking online found there can sometimes be windows update dump folders up to 30 goddamn gigs.

That’s a lotto memory cards.

I get it isn’t the same type of memory but thats not funny

BOOOOYAH

Any woman who speaks to me must have a malady

The one who says yes will be really into you tho.

Do u know about leeeenux muhlady?

This seems nuts on paper but bet it finds a lot of people frustrated by the same things.

Was it arduous?

Glad it worked out for you. Good advice.