What about this did you choose in particular?

They could boost their sales to numbers not seen since the days of racial segregation

¡Muy interesante!

Explaining the concept of a zoom call to a Victorian person

“I” or “we” in English, German is mostly reserved for deep thoughts where I rarely need to address myself but if I do I think I use “ich” (“I”) as well. “You” wouldn’t feel right for me personally.

If the blender has an airtight seal things could get interesting

That was a risky click

Most relatable shit I’ve heard all day

Bro is every age between 3 and 60 at once

Das würde man in China tatsächlich verstehen 😄 Die überkreuzen eher die Zeigefinger für 10 aber mit den Armen ist es auch klar.

It could literally not be any more blatant

Gets eardrums ruptured by fog horn

Well if it’s a sandwich shop you’d really need two Italians, even big ones.

A meatball

Trans people: I am transgender

Society: ok

Italians: I cooka da meatball

You can still use your network, just the keyboard doesn’t connect to anything 😄

I think shitting on Americans for every little thing they handle differently is moronic but I will say I won’t ever order food that’s advertised as “footlong”. That’s just needlessly gross. I don’t like to imagine the cashier lining up a sandwich with their bare sole for quality control but that’s the kinda mental image the term conjures up.