It’s important to know the demographic of the poll sample in order to properly understand the poll data. For instance, 65 percent of the poll participants are currently on shift at Abu Ghraib.

I like where your heads at

I’ve seen truly a marvelous amount of human beings who would vote against A just because they were fortunate to buy their first house without assistance, “so why should anyone else get help?” It’s a chronic pain how often “fuck you, I got mine” is tossed around in so many flavours.

I agree and feel like I’m taking the same crazy pills I was on back in 2015-16. Shouldn’t even be a game with odds worth tuning in for, it should be a landslide. I remember how angry I was at the non-voting suckers back then. This time around, if you don’t vote, you better have a doctor’s note–considering the road we could end up going down.

I feel like I’d probably be fired for calling a client that.

Boomeranging I can’t help but pronounce boomer ranging. Boomerang-ing? No easy solution.

I’ve done a triple take to try to see what you’re referring to but all I can conclude is that he has great hair. If I showered and let my hair dry it would look exactly like that.

FUCK

Ah, so it was worth it.

Does $42.000 even buy a Dodge Charger?

Bernie continues to espouse truth.

UAW is a hero workforce. Proud of those brothers/sisters/siblings.

I would kill myself. Unfathomable.

Oh yeahhh, thanks

Yo what is this from?

Imagine being Megyn here, thinking you can convince everyone you care enough about 4th grade boys to be outraged at their overexposure to inert cotton or rayon objects. Well, she’s convinced me! She’s convinced me she’s a shit-stirring cunt.

I also wonder how many of these pearl clutchers who are actually convinced by this rhetoric are confusing tampons with dildos or something. I cannot think of a better explanation than they think these elevated cotton swabs serve some darker/more sinful purpose than sopping up blood and menstrual bits.

That would be quite the own-foot-shooting. Something tells me Arizona doesn’t need more problems regarding water, just looking ahead.

So fuckin sick of embedded videos hosted on Twitter

Apple doesn’t fall far.