A friend was complaining that he was always losing his air pods. I told him about my awesome idea to sell a little cord that would connect them so they were easier to keep track of.
He was like, ‘Dude! That’s a great idea… You’ve got to start selling those before someone beats you to it-’
Then it dawned on him and he called me an asshat.
Crap, now I have to change all my passwords.
“They had legs that didn’t know when to stop and shorts that didn’t know when to start.”
“Doo the Dew!”
As a child of the 80s and former smoker, I actually find the lingering smell of cigarettes in a smoking room super comforting, to the point that if a hotel has a smoking room option I take it.
You have to kind of service the top edge of the hole with the tip of the straw to soften it up before you guide it the rest of the way in.
Oh crap. A goofy mecha-bowser just showed up in my city. I must be in the SNES version.
I’ve got some bad news for you…
You can tell you did a good job if an ethereal slide whistle plays as you do this.
My grandma got mighty upset when I tried to polish her whole head.
Ah, the Nous Mas Nous Mas song!
They don’t call Atlanta “Sherman’s Ashtray” for nothing!
It could be a regional thing. Where I’m from a screw with a single straight slot can be called a flathead whether the actual head of the screw is flat or domed.
That’s just our mascot, the “Lemmdigo”.
-Lack- of magnesium can cause cramps.
Supplementing magnesium can help lots of people since it is lacking in many people’s diets. It can also help you get more and better sleep, just avoid magnesium oxide, that will just make you poop and is unfortunately the form used in many supplements and multi vitamins.
I keep YouTube videos turned down to 360 for this reason.
I get a strange feeling of vertigo if I see hd content above 30fps. The first time I met friends in a bar that was plastered with big screens playing a football game at 60fps was very uncomfortable.
I got backstage access at a U2 concert pretending to be delivering potatoes.
I pictured a cyclist with anthracite wheels.
It blew my mind back in the mid 90s the first time I played Doom in lan with a couple buddies. His dad had some sort of tech job and set up a couple desktops in the basement for us.
MORE THAN ONE COMPUTER IN A HOUSE?!
Best sleepover ever.
To be fair, a guy would need to be over 6" to make it past her thigh folds.