One time I was working a late shift in winter and I just needed something warm. I heated up some water and just poured it into my coffee cup. My co-worker looked at me like I was crazy and told me I was a “weird cat” which in itself is kind of ironic. Then he proceeds to fill his coffee mug with diet dr pepper and walk out into a blizzard like it was nothing.

Plant some native plants and invite the swarm

Varjak Paw. Kind of hard to throw around as a recommendation because its at grade school reading level but its still a good story, the kind that makes you love reading

well hell. there you go

I went to one for the first time in years because I was starving and a shitty hash brown, breakfast sandwich and coffee sounded good. coffee half full, no hash brown and the sandwich gave me a three day bout of food poisoning. never again, I would rather not eat.

aren’t there windows directly underneath it?

They show the whole world at the end

“I thought you might make up for it with your personality, looks like I was wrong”

The “bat” symbol design looks bad

Break computers

pizza

ok I’m not saying its this but if you just neglect a baby and leave it in a crib all the time the back of the skull can flatten out https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plagiocephaly

Look at that photo, he was a goddamn professional

I had one when I was a kid. Only bug that got a full pet funeral when it died, they are pretty cool. RIP Jorge.

Be proud. You were a fine warrior. Your only mistake was your choice of master. Let the winds lift you, to a higher place.

Try the audiobook, only way I got through it

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